in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself
and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK
And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’
and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u
I think I do too.
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
Step 1: Tell girls they exist solely for male pleasure.
Step 2: Tell boys that the more sex they have and girls they exploit, the more masculine they are.
Step 3: Tell girls they can't actually have sex before marriage or they are unpure, unloveable, and equatable to a chewed-up wad of gum.
Step 4: Tell boys that they cannot control or make choices about their own sexual urges.
Step 5: Never mention or give accurate information about consent.
Step 6: Never mention or give accurate information about contraception.
Step 7: Call sexually active girls "sluts".
Step 8: Call sexually active boys "players".
Step 9: Blame girls for getting pregnant or infected with an STI.
Step 10: Blame girls when they get raped.
Step 11: Remind boys that they aren't fully responsible for their actions.
Step 12: Deny rape culture exists.